Football And Fall Furball Cleaning

Well, it's that time of year again, folks, when I get out my dinosaur backpack, grab a broom and start cleaning up my apartment while I watch me some Monday Night Football. Some think that being a werewolf is easy but you oughtta stop by my apartment some time. When you see all the fur balls and pubic hairs lying around on the floor, waiting for me to sweep up, you'll be glad all you normal folks need is a Bic razor to keep your skin nice and smooth. I have to really work at it, in the bathroom and the living room. It's all good, though, because after I'm done I start feasting on some homemade tacos while HOWLING at the goddam stupid referees on the telly!