Underwear In My Bag Of Doritos?

Halloween is in the air and ghosts and goblins are flocking about in their UNDERWEAR! Last night I was disturbed by the hissing of an evil spirit in my apartment. It was the ghost of one the Doritos I had eaten LAST Halloween and it had come back to haunt me! Luckily, I had my werewolf mask handy. I was able to put it on real quick, get out my crucifix, and perform an exorcism. But I couldn't rid of the ghosts' underwear which had somehow made it into my bag of Doritos!